Coke?!

14 Aug

Two radical Jews boarded a flight out of London. *

*One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle
seat.. Just before take-off, an Arab sat down in the aisle seat.
After take-off the Arab kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Jew in the window seat said, ‘I need to get up and
get a coke.’ ‘Don’t get up,’ said the Arab, **’I'm in the aisle seat, I’ll get it for you.
As soon as he left, one of the jew picked up the Arab’s shoe and spat(gobbed) in it.

When the Arab returned with the coke, the other Jew said, ‘That looks good. I’d really like one, too.

Again, the Arab obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Jew picked up the Arab`s other shoe and spat (gobbed)in it.
When the Arab returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Arab slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened

He leaned over and asked his Jewish neighbours:

‘Why does it have to be this way?

‘How long must this go on?

‘This fighting between our nations?

‘This hatred?

‘This animosity?
‘This spitting in shoes and…… pissing in cokes?

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